Rocco Martone
Leading Man
Jeanne Potter
Leading Lady
Elaine Tuttle
Lead Hick
Bill Zebub
Mental Patient
Johnny Paoline
Baby Butcher / Army Man / Redneck Hick / Middle Eastern / Baby Butcher's Mother
George 'The Slayer' Stiso
Jesus / Zombie Jesus / Crazy Guy / Toilet Paper Mummy
Michael Cucciniello
Ax Murderer