Loni Anderson
Cathy Dobson
Andrew Stevens
Dr. Elliott Carlisle
Jamie McEnnan
Gage Dobson (as Jaime McEnnan)
Arte Johnson
Prof. Cruikshank
Dom DeLuise
Munchie (voice)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Andrea Kurtz (as Love Hewitt)
Toni Naples
Mrs. Blaylok
Mike Simmrin
Leon
Monique Gabrielle
Miss Laurel
Ace Mask
Principal Thornton
Lenny Juliano
P.E. Teacher
John Henry Richardson
Mr. Kurtz
Fred Olen Ray
Piano Player
George Buck Flower
Rich Tramp
Becky LeBeau
Pizza Screamer
Peter Spellos
Chel
Robert Bullock
Captain (as Richard Parnes)
Pamela Pond
Female Celebrity
Angus Scrimm
Undertaker
Paul Hertzberg
Drunk Party Guest
Brinke Stevens
Band Member
Linda Shayne
Band Member
Chuck Cirino
Band Member
Raven De La Croix
Party Guest in White Clown Outfit (uncredited)
Scott Ferguson
Ashton
Lou Bonacki
1st Policeman
R.J. Robertson
2nd Policeman
Lisa Star
Flight Attendant
Bob Sheridan
Band Member (as Mr. Moderation)
Ronald V. Borst
Party Guest (uncredited)