Noah Lennox
Bobby
Bill Darmon
Lance
Margot Schmid
Mother
Vincent Larusso
Rhett McConachie
Francis Mrena
Locker Room Bully 1
Shea Doolittle
Locker Room Bully 2
Anthony Murray
Bathroom Line Bully
Twila Raftu
Bathroom Line Girl
Patrick Hogan
Pat
Andrew Drazek
Andreas Saddarapolouss
Allison Smith
Kelly Cassett
Shaun Cronin
Stoner 1
Aram Terry
Stoner 2 / Drunk Frat Boy 3
Ted Beck
Demterius Mustafah Alousi
Ian McAllister
Homosexual
Kate Donneley
Sorority Girl 1
Jessie Knowles
Sorority Girl 2
Jason Kravitz
Drunk Frat Boy 1
Frank Murray
Drunk Frat Boy 2
Alison Augustine
Narrator (voice)