John Cleese
Brian Stimpson
Alison Steadman
Gwenda Stimpson
Penelope Wilton
Pat Garden
Stephen Moore
Mr. John Jolly
Geoffrey Palmer
Headmaster
Benjamin Whitrow
Headmaster
Jonathan Bowater
Clint
Tony Haygarth
Ivan with the tractor
Philip Voss
Headmaster
Joan Hickson
Mrs. Ellie Trellis
Nicholas Le Prevost
Headmaster
Patrick Godfrey
Headmaster
John Rowe
Headmaster
Sharon Maiden
Laura
Penny Leatherbarrow
Woman Teacher
Howard Lloyd-Lewis
Ted
Nadia Sawalha
Mandy
Michael Aldridge
Prior
John Bardon
Station Master
Nick Stringer
Det. Sgt. Rice