Paul Schneider
Paul
Zooey Deschanel
Noel
Shea Whigham
Tip
Danny McBride
Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)
Maurice Compte
Bo
Heather McComb
Mary-Margaret
Benjamin Mouton
Uncle Leland
John Kirkland
Justin
James Marshall Case
Judge Harvey
Patricia Clarkson
Elvira
Maya Ling Pruitt
Feng-Shui
Eddie Rouse
Dancing Orderly
Karey Williams
Tammy Clinard
Matt Chapman
Strong Bad
Maribeth Ayers
Noel's Friend
Summer Shelton
Noel's other friend
Bob Hardison
Bob
Bartow Church
Geoff Seibanick
Thunderbird Dinwiddie
Tonya (uncredited)