Naoto Kanda
Daisuke Yanagi
Alex Buysse
Alex / Ramen Man
Aamuro Kanda
Aamuro / Ebi-Ten
Dave Stordahl
Dave
Kelly Austin
Kelly The Believer
John Williams
The Teacher
Masao Maki
Mr. Money (voice)
Minori Murata
NHK Announcer
Spencer Ingersoll
Narrator / Yanagi Alien Voice
Jordan Toshimi
Mandy
Kai Kanda
Big Brother
Bob Burnsheim
The Butcher
Wanda Kiefat
Cookie Baker
Nathan Nelson
Haircut Guy
Roxanne Stordahl
Foil Hat Lady
Donna Larson
Knife Lady
Andrea Stordahl
Shop Owner
Ronald Roed
Barber On Couch
Shirley Carver
Shirt Enjoyer
Shin
Japanese Hippie
Sara
Japanese Hippie Wife
Tim Benko
Special Agent 420
Mike Bravo
Special Agent 421
Bruce Haaven
Gas Station Gang
Tom Hegg
Gas Station Gang
Mic Evenson
Gas Station Gang
Jim Lee
Gas Station Gang
Phil Lee
Tractor Parade Driver
Dave Faldet
Gas Station Gang
Virgil Lerfield
Gas Station Gang
Steve Carlson
Gas Station Gang