James Booth
Simon Hamilton
Richard Briers
Miles Gannet
Julie Ege
Utta Armitage
Ronald Fraser
Major Upton
Donald Sinden
Jeffrey Armitage
Tsai Chin
Madam Greenfly
Kenneth Cope
West
John Wells
Owltruss
Spike Milligan
a Customs officer
Richard Beckinsale
Hobbs
Derek Griffiths
Henson
Michael Bentine
Husein
Winnie Holman
Maid
Patsy Crowther
Old Lady
Patricia Quinn
Chauffeuse
Michael Rothwell
Removal Man
Michael Sharvell-Martin
Removal Man
Leon Sinden
Police Inspector
Barry Andrews
Policeman
Jonathan Dennis
Policeman
Alf Joint
Policeman
Trevor Ray
Rivet
David Toguri
Japanese
Max Raman
Japanese
Kristopher Kum
Japanese
Cheryl Hall
Maxine
Robert Gillespie
Arab Porter
Will Stampe
Gatekeeper
Ellis Dale
Laboratory Manager
David Battley
Desk Sergeant
Charles Lewsen
Scientist
Veronica Clifford
Petrol Pump Attendant
Penelope Keith
Reporter
Michael Segal
Picnicker