Jamie Lee Curtis
Janet Beindorf
Kevin Pollak
Ned Beindorf
Kyle Howard
Gregory Alan 'Grover' Beindorf
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Brooke Figler
Jennifer Tilly
Cindy Figler
Christopher McDonald
Donald Krupp
Wallace Shawn
Victor Finley
Ray Walston
Chief Rocco
Herbert Russell
T.J. Krupp
Colleen Camp
Mrs. Burtis
Caroline Aaron
Louise Finley
Sheila McCarthy
Gwenna Krupp
Amy Sakasitz
Stacy Beindorf
Mooky Arizona
Matt Finley
Patrika Darbo
Cafeteria Cashier
Josh Wolford
Teddy Finley
K. Todd Freeman
Officer Davis
Daniel Roebuck
Officer Brickowski
Ben Stein
Ralph Doyle
Michael Hitchcock
Cop
Shelley Hack
Dr. Erica Gilliland, Ph.D. (uncredited)