Barry Crocker
Barry McKenzie
Barry Humphries
Aunt Edna Everage
Peter Cook
Dominic
Paul Bertram
Curly
Spike Milligan
Landlord
Dennis Price
Mr. Gort
Avice Landone
Mrs. Gort
Mary Ann Severne
Lesley
Jenny Tomasin
Sarah Gort
Dick Bentley
Detective
Julie Covington
Blanche
Judith Furse
Claude
Christopher Malcolm
Sean
Maria O'Brien
Caroline Thighs
Margo Lloyd
Mrs. McKenzie
Joan Bakewell
Herself
John Clarke
Expatriate