Georgiy Deliev
Ostap Bender
Gennadiy Skarga
Ippolit Matveevich Vorobyaninov
Svetlana Dyagilyeva
Klavdiya Ivanovna Petukhova
Boris Raev
Father Fyodor
Iryna Tokarchuk
Elena Stanislavovna Bour
Oksana Burlay-Piterova
Liza
Irina Kovalskaya
Agafya Tikhonovna
Natalya Buzko
Ellochka the Cannibal
Alla Brodskaya
Katerina Aleksandrovna
Anatoli Paduka
Vartholomey Korobeinikov
Georgiy Derevyanskiy
Tikhon the janitor
Mikhail Malitskiy
Persitsky
Pavel Kolomiychuk
Iznurenkov
Leonid Anisimov
Alkhen
Vsevolod Kabanov
Valeriy Bassel
Arthur Litvinov
Oleksandra Svenska
Peter Fitz
Narrator