Tim Jahn
Alexander Walker
Michael A. Martinez
Tony Blair
Dominic Fantazzi
Nigel
C. Alan Ploegsma
Calan Fairbrain
Greg S. Campbell
Gregory Wallin
David M. Wood
Chief Redneck
George N. Thompson
Redneck
Brian Klapstein
Redneck
Joshua Thompson
Young Hick
Chip Brookes
Silly American
Raymond L. Martinez
Redneck Attacker
Wayne Horine
Nobody
Shannon R. Anderson III
Murchison, Surley Video Store Clerk
Christy Sandberg
GNC Store Clerk
Anthony Fork
Clueless Interviewee
Shawn Francheck
Smarmy Interviewee