Nick Scotti
Frankie
Anthony Barrile
Warren
Anthony DeSando
Pino
Craig Chester
Terry
Domenick Lombardozzi
Joey Chips
Molly Price
Meryl
Christopher Lawford
Dakota
David Deblinger
John Tormey
Patsy Zito
Antonia Rey
Josephina Zito
Jennifer Esposito
Debbie
Anthony Vitale
Pizza Guy #1
Frankie Dellarosa
Pizza Guy #2
Rebecca Waxman
Wiggy
Tony Ray Rossi
Vinny the Fish
Dwight Ewell
Usher
Marcia Firesten
Real Estate Broker
Bryan Batt
Tino
Craig Archibald
Robbie
Guinevere Turner
Indignant Lesbian
Damian Achilles
Tough Guy #1
Bruce Smolanoff
Tough Guy #2
John Sialiano
WKTU DJ Voice
Sean Hamilton
Sean
Joseph DeVito
Guido (uncredited)
Tony Vitale
Guido (uncredited)