Kathleen Robertson
Veronica
Johnathon Schaech
Abel
Matt Keeslar
Zed
Kelly Macdonald
Mike
Eric Mabius
Ernest
Dan Gatto
Mutt
Linda Kim
Alison
Audrey Ruttan
The Gloved One
Nathan Bexton
Waiter
Amy Stevens
Nana Kitty Cat
Adam Carolla
Mike's Stupid Boss
Julie Millett
Supermarket Cashier
Jenica Bergere
Model #1
Paige Dunn
Model #2
Emile Hamaty
The Wizard Cashier
George Pennacchio
Newscaster
Wesley B
Himself
Mink Stole
Casting Director