George Burns
God
Suzanne Pleshette
Paula Richards
David Birney
Don Richards
Louanne
Tracy Richards
John Louie
Shingo
Conrad Janis
Charles Benson, School Principal
Anthony Holland
Dr. Jerome Newell
Hugh Downs
NBC Newscaster
Joyce Brothers
Herself on NBC
Wilfrid Hyde-White
Judge Thomas Miller
Marian Mercer
Harriet Manley
Bebe Drake
Dr. Young, School Psychologist
Vernon Weddle
Superintendant Jeffrey Hodges
Alma Beltran
Rosa, Paula's Housekeeper
Mari Gorman
Mrs. Hudson, Tracy's Teacher
Terry Bolo
2nd Girl in Lounge
Edie McClurg
Secretary