Jonny Owen
Henry Fielding (as Jonathan Owen)
Roger Evans
Teddy Shitfingers
Eve Myles
Sally Fielding
Denise Welch
Delilah
Matt Berry
Philip da Purve
Margaret John
Nanny
Geno Washington
Friedkin
John Henshaw
Bar Owner
Stephen Marzella
Bob Dobillina
Charles Dale
Factory Foreman
Neil Rayment
Thompson
Brendan Charleson
Police Sergeant
Joanna Griffiths
WPC Helen Anderson
Phylip Harries
Jenko Powers
Jim Meyrick
Gusher
Jonny Sleaze
Himself