Chloe MacLeod
Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)
Alexa Morgan
Nurse Sympathy Humppe
Tony Watt
Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González
Francesco De Francesco
Chico the Dockside John
Anthony Quinn
Vampire Killler
Christian Aldo
The Devil
Darcy Ann Turner
Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol
John Migliore
Tony 'Tex' Watt
James Taggart
Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member
Raffi Atamian
The Dockworker
Martin Magee
Tricky (archive footage)
Catie Rage
Officer Lulu / Suckzilla
Deanna Prall
Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore
Andre Guantanamo
Andre Guantanamo