Matt Vancil
Duamerthrax
Steve Wolbrecht
Chris
Nathan Rice
Gabriel
Don Early
Silent Jim
Airan Sea Wilson
Rigor Mortis
Matt Jay
Albrecht
Andy Dotson
The Cipher
Jesse Stratton
Kincaid
Steve Payne
Wolf
Barry J. Johnson
Narrator (voice)
Krystel Torkko
Katie
Matt Agee
Janitor
Jason Doyle
Pizza Guy
Eric Stuen
Editor
Cora Reuter
Trophy Girlfriend
Christine Burton
Realist
Reid Farris
Dead Boyfriend
Curt Hubert
Jeff
Michael Graham
Burrito Boy
Jeffro Thompson
Right On!
Heather Sewell
Deli Customer
Emily Olsen
Deli Customer
Keely Rohweder
Deli Customer
Christine Bumpous
Mime
Ainslie Kopperud
Safety Officier
Brandi Nichols
Escorted Student
Jacob Nelson
Phantom Organist
Erik Samuelson
Talkative Drunk
Jason Hanson
Agreeable Drunk
John Schock
Comatose Drunk
Brian O'Hanlon
Resident Assistant
Greg Pickett
Bible Thumper
Jay Torgerson
Agnostic
Don Jacobson
News Anchor
Jake M. Casberg
Deskworker
Michael Tricocne
Innocent Youth
Erik Helweg
Innocent Youth