Amir Blumenfeld
Lewis Plunkett
Streeter Seidell
Seymour Plunkett
Heather Cavalet
Mindy
Liz Cackowski
The Lawyer
Jordan Carlos
Mr. Horsey
Shawn Harrison
Self
Dan Gurewitch
Craig
AgustÃn González
Gus
Nick Raio
Gord Plunkett
Murray Adams
Lewis's Bodyguard
Shawna Bermender
Lewis's Prom Date
Tom Brennan
Wrestler
Maria Briscione
Girl at Bar #1
Holly Colaguori
Babysitter's Club Girl
Mary Kate Conway
Hella Sweet Girl
Michelle Costa
Hella Sweet Girl
Barbara Ann Davison
Supermarket Employee
Valerie Feingold
Joyce
Stephen W. Green
DVD Kid (as Stephen Green)
Richard Mark Jordan
Stoner (as Richard Jordan)
Tom Kane
Narrator
Katherine O'Sullivan
Olga
Grace Plimpton-Sims
Attractive Girl
Bruce Smolanoff
Mr. Del Vecchio
Joe Spellman
Roy
Jason Testa
Young Lewis