Bob Hope
Henry Dimsdale
Phyllis Diller
Golda
Jonathan Winters
Sgt. Jasper Lynch / Jasper's Mother
Shirley Eaton
Ellie Barton
Jill St. John
Monica
Stacey Gregg
Linda (as Stacey Maxwell)
Kevin Brodie
Steve
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Andy
Avis Hope
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Debi Storm
Lois
Michael Freeman
Mark
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Mr. Pomeroy
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Marty
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