34 minutos
Roy Brush has aspirations to be a great footballer and this seems likely when he scores for England in the European Cup Final. To add to this he becomes a national hero, having seemingly saved a young lad from drowning. But Roy has a secret - he is gay - and the editor of the scurrilous 'Scum' tabloid is making it his business to out him. However, with the help of his manager, Roy can triumph at an inspirational climactic football match, where his tears touch the heart of the nation - and pundit Jimmy Twizzle gets very high on mushroom tea.
Keith Allen
Roy Brush
Peter Richardson
Kevin
Antony Sher
Scum Editor
Chris Hargreaves
Leslie
Nigel Planer
Club Chairman/Waiter
Paul Moriarty
Club Manager
Simon McBurney
Mick
Sara Stockbridge
Janet
Robert Carwithen
Terry
Phil Cornwell
Jimmy Twizzle/Wiggy
William Armstrong
Sports Presenter
Sandra Voe
Roy's Mother
Martha Ross
Leslie's Mother
Mark Caven
Dick Wibbly
David Cardy
Trevor Moulton
Gary Beadle
Wazza
Jimmy Fagg
Lift Man
Malcolm Hardee
Meat Trade Spokesman
Neville Watson
Punter in Hotel
Gavin Watson
Punter in Hotel
Tom Armstrong
Barman
Doon Mackichan
Nurse
Nicole Fitzpatrick
2nd Nurse
Fergus McLarnon
Doctor
Glen Colson
Ambulance Man
Jonathan Stratt
Doorman
Bill Russell
Recording Engineer
Mark Frankyln
DJ
Jonathan Pearce
Self - Commentator
Robert Borgars
Footballer
Pedro Romani
Footballer
Max Du Sautoy
Footballer
Ken Darlington
Footballer
Des Willie
Footballer
Will Dawes
Footballer
Ollie Munroe
Footballer
Terry Sue-Patt
Footballer
Tom Benson
Footballer
Lloyd Stanton
Footballer
Mark Jones
Footballer
Anthony Darlington
Footballer
Gavin Rossdale
Footballer
Steve Witchard
Footballer
Chris Wainwright
Footballer
John Dennis
Footballer
John Robinson
Footballer
Dan Caute
Footballer
Saltz
Footballer
Kit Line
Sponge Man
Andrée Bernard
Barbie
Simon Sanders
Smoking Doctor