Goldie Hawn
Gloria Mundy
Chevy Chase
Tony Carlson
Burgess Meredith
Mr. Hennessey
Eugene Roche
Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Dudley Moore
Stanley Tibbets
Marilyn Sokol
Stella
Brian Dennehy
Fergie
Marc Lawrence
Rupert Stiltskin
Rachel Roberts
Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Frances Bay
Mrs. Russel
Queenie Smith
Elsie
Billy Barty
J.J. MacKuen
Chuck McCann
Theatre Manager
Don Calfa
Scarface
Bruce Solomon
Scott
Cooper Huckabee
Sandy
Pat Ast
Mrs. Venus
Lou Cutell
House Manager
William Frankfather
Whitey Jackson
John Hancock
Coleman
Barbara Sammeth
Sally
Hope Summers
Ethel
Irene Tedrow
Mrs. Monk
Ion Teodorescu
Turk
Janet Wood
Sylvia
Cyril Magnin
Pope Pius XIII
Rollin Moriyama
Japanese Man
Mitsu Yashima
Japanese Woman
M. James Arnett
Truck Driver