Jackie Mason
Jack Hartounian
Robert Stack
Chandler Young
Dyan Cannon
Elizabeth Pearce
Dina Merrill
Cynthia Young
Jonathan Silverman
Harry
Brian McNamara
Todd Young
Marsha Warfield
Royette Tyler
Paul Bartel
Jamison
Jessica Lundy
Kate Hartounian
Chynna Phillips
Miffy Young
Randy Quaid
Peter Blunt
Chevy Chase
Ty Webb
Dan Aykroyd
Capt. Tom Everett
Anthony Mockus Sr.
Pierpont
Pepe Serna
Carlos
Michael J. Howard
Tim
Bibi Osterwald
Mrs. Pierpont
Don Draper
Club Manager
Ted Hartley
Club Member
Frank Welker
The Gopher (voice)