Ashton Kutcher
Tom Stansfield
Tara Reid
Lisa Taylor
Andy Richter
Red Taylor
Jeffrey Tambor
Ken
Michael Madsen
T.J.
Jon Abrahams
Paul
David Koechner
Speed
Carmen Electra
Tina
Molly Shannon
Audrey Bennett
Terence Stamp
Jack Taylor
Betty Linde
Coffee Customer
Mark Aisbett
Commuter
Tyler Labine
Spike
Ryan Zwick
Delivery Boy
Patrick Cranshaw
Old Man
Angela Little
Sheryl
Ron Selmour
Darryl
Kenan Thompson
Hans
Charlotte Zucker
Gertrude
Jim Byrnes
George
Ever Carradine
Julie
Dan Joffre
Smith
Tim Henry
Jones
Link Baker
Paramedic
Carmen Aguirre
Executive #1
Mark McConchie
Executive #2
Susan Breslau
Executive #3
Tongo Ma
Thai Bus Driver
Henry Mah
Thai Bus Passenger
Dave Foley
Henderson (uncredited)
Marcy Goldberg
Blind Woman (uncredited)