William Lucas
Major Fairclough
Kenneth Cope
Lester Benson
Conrad Phillips
Tom Jenkins
Patsy Rowlands
Mrs. Edgecomb
George Mikell
Paul Verlekt
Burnell Tucker
Dale Meredith
Anna Carteret
Gay Jenkins
Vanda Godsell
Mrs. Jenkins
Gertan Klauber
Meverhof
Doel Luscombe
Assistant Commissioner
Peter Zander
Spankharen
Geoffrey Lumsden
Army Officer
Ronald Bridges
Garage Attendant
The Chantells
Themselves
Kenny Everett
Himself
Kiki Dee
Herself