Jason Sudeikis
Henry Herschel
Maisie Williams
Millie Pearlman
Jessica Biel
Penny Herschel
Mary Steenburgen
Julia Mureaux
Orlando Jones
Cornelius 'Dumbass' Thibadeaux
Paul Reiser
Wendell
Joshua Mikel
Thor Heyerdahl
Jayson Warner Smith
Uncle Glen
Richard Robichaux
Pascal
Russ Russo
David Pearlman
Christopher Gehrman
William Willis
Wendy Miklovic
William Willis' Wife
George Wilson
Dumbass' Dad
Cailey Fleming
9 Year Old Millie
Natalie Mejer
Doctor
Sheldon Frett
Haitian Sailor
Madeleine Woolner
Secretary
Darnekia Dowl
Caterer
Ian Belgard
Pascal's Son (uncredited)