Adam Sandler
Charles "Chuck" Levine
Kevin James
Lawrence "Larry" Valentine
Jessica Biel
Alex McDonough
Dan Aykroyd
Captain Phineas J. Tucker
Ving Rhames
Fred G. Duncan
Steve Buscemi
Clinton Fitzer
Nicholas Turturro
Renaldo Pinera
Allen Covert
Steve
Rachel Dratch
Benefits Supervisor
Nick Swardson
Kevin McDonough
Richard Chamberlain
Councilman Banks
Jamie Chung
Hooters Girl
Becky O'Donohue
Darla
Shelby Adamowsky
Tori Valentine
Jessie O'Donohue
Donna
Chandra West
Doctor Honey
Jackie Sandler
Teacher
Kathleen Doyle
Bernie's Mother
Tila Tequila
Hooters Girl
Jina Song
Hooters Girl
Candace Kita
Hooters Girl
Lena Yada
Hooters Girl
Richard Kline
Mr. Auerbach
Blake Clark
Crazy Homeless Man
Mary Pat Gleason
Teresa
Matt Winston
Glen Aldrich
Lance Bass
Band Leader
Dave Matthews
Salesman
Dan Patrick
NY Cop
Rob Corddry
Jim the Protestor
Robert Smigel
Mailman
Gary Valentine
Karl Eisendorf
Jonathan Loughran
David Nootzie
Peter Dante
Tony Paroni
Michael Buscemi
Higgy
J.D. Donaruma
J.D.
Cole Morgen
Eric Valentine
Brad Grunberg
Bernie
Marc Vann
Protestor
Rob Schneider
Asian Minister
David Spade
Transvestite Groupie
Dennis Dugan
Cab Driver