Eugenio Derbez
Maximo
Salma Hayek Pinault
Sara
Raphael Alejandro
Hugo
Rob Lowe
Rick
Kristen Bell
Cindy
Mckenna Grace
Arden
Raquel Welch
Celeste
Linda Lavin
Millicent
Renée Taylor
Peggy
Rob Corddry
Quincy
Rob Riggle
Scott
Rob Huebel
Nick
Michael Cera
Remy
Mather Zickel
James
Vadhir Derbez
Maximo (Age 21)
Omar Chaparro
Rafa
Michaela Watkins
Gwen
Ben Schwartz
Jimmy / Valet
Nayah Damasen
Gabi
Noel Carabaza
Young Maximo
Manelly Zepeda
Young Sara
Shaula Vega
Maximo's Mother
Jaime Aymerich
Hotel Valet
Ruby Marino
Millicent's Granddaughter
José Eduardo Derbez
Drink Waiter
Linda M. Gaudiani
Flirty Cabana Lady
Tim Seitter
Country Club Waiter
"Weird Al" Yankovic
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Anne McDaniels
Model in Advertisement (uncredited)
Brooklyn Rae Silzer
(uncredited)